Tal como eu fiz, o objectivo desta thread é que postem as definições sacadas do wikipédia (sim, pode ser em Inglês) das coisas mais random que encontrarem.
Começo eu com uma coisa simples:

The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms, in both vertebrates and invertebrates.
The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination. The penis is generally found on mammals and reptiles.

BTW, em Inglês fica mais sério.




LET THE JUNGLE GET LOOSE!

Camião - Um camião (PT-PT) ou caminhão (PT-BR)
é um veículo terrestre para transporte de bens. Ao contrário de carros,
onde é comum serem construídos em uma estrutura única (à excepção das minivans), a maioria dos camiões são construídos sobre uma estrutura forte chamada de chassis.
São contruídos em vários tamanhos, do tamanho de um automóvel pick-up
com mala aberta ao tamanho de camiões pesados de auto-estrada com
semi-atrelados.

In Greek mythology, Priapos (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος) Latinized as Priapus was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia. His Roman equivalent was Mutinus Mutunus. He was best noted for his huge, permanently erect penis, which gave rise to the medical term priapism.

A parte mais interessante da página sobre Priapus:

Relationship with other deities

He was described as the son of Aphrodite by Dionysus, perhaps as father or son of Hermes,[1] son of Zeus or Pan, depending on the source.[2] According to legend, Hera cursed him with impotence, ugliness and foul-mindedness while he was still in Aphrodite's womb, in revenge for the hero Paris having the temerity to judge Aphrodite more beautiful than Hera.[3] The other gods refused to allow him to live on Mount Olympus and threw him down to Earth, leaving him on a hillside. He was eventually found by shepherds and was brought up by them.

Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence. In a ribald anecdote told by Ovid,[4] he attempted to rape the nymph Lotis but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Lotis. He pursued the nymph until the gods took pity on her and turned her into a lotus plant. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses and a willingness to see them destroyed in his honour.[5]The emblem of his lustful nature was his permanent erection and his giant penis.[6]

A ejaculação precoce (EP), também conhecida como ejaculação prematura ou pelo termo Latim ejaculatio praecox, é o problema sexual mais comum em homens afetando 20-30% deles. É caracterizada pelo déficit do controle voluntário sobre a ejaculação.

Assumam-se.

Pamela Denise Anderson (born July 1, 1967) is a Canadian/American actress, sex symbol, glamour model, producer, author, activist, and former Showgirl.

Anderson is best known for her roles on the television series Home Improvement, Baywatch, and V.I.P. She was chosen as a Playmate of the Month for Playboy magazine in February 1990. For a time, she was known as Pamela Anderson Lee (or Pamela Lee) after marrying Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee. She holds both American and Canadian citizenship.

Esfolamento (S.m.) - Ato ou efeito de esfolar; arranhadura. O mesmo que esfodela e esfola.

The
Mahamrityunjaya Mantra (Sanskrit: महामृत्युंजय मंत्र, Mahāmṛtyuṃjaya
Mantra "great death-conquering mantra"), also called the Tryambakam
Mantra, is a verse of the Rigveda RV 7.59.12). It is addressed to Tryambaka
"the three-eyed one", an epithet of Rudra, later
identified with Shiva.
Along with the Gayatri mantra it is one
of the most widely-known mantras of contemporary Hinduism.
The mantra reads (IAST transliteration):
tryambakaṃ yajāmahe sugandhiṃ
puṣṭi-vardhanamurvārukam iva bandhanān mṛtyor mukṣīya
māmṛtāt


Em qualquer pagina do wikipedia, o atalho alt+shift+x resulta num artigo aleatório. Quem estiver aborrecido ponha aqui os resultados mais engraçados/estupidos ;cool