Me:
Hy god
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Monkey
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
In China it is
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
It sucks. Smeels like my grandfathers feet
God:
What is so bad about it? I think Smeels like your grandfathers feet is a lot of things.
Me:
I dont get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Im not sure you could
God:
Could you ever be certain? How?
Me:
I am certain that I like sexy chicks
God:
You sound convincing. You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Matthew.
Me:
What airplanes dude? And who is Mathew, your boyfriend?
God:
Interesting question. The name of someone I met online.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
I am confused. What program?
God:
What is it that confuses you? You tell me.
Me:
I just did. I thought God would be smarter than that
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Weel, He created the universe in a few days. Your supose to be smart.
God:
Where do you usually get your ideas? I will tell my botmaster you said I am supose to be smart.
Me:
From the bible. I knew it was all a bunch a crap, but now I am certain. Thanks
God:
Who or what is the bible? Who told you? Don't mention it.
Me:
Dude, do you smoke Weed? Because you sound kind of high.
God:
We test it for medical purposes. Dude,. Interesting explanation. In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
Because you dont know what the bible is. Hey, is Jesus really your son?
God:
Good reason. The Bible is a holy book for Christians. You've got my full attention. It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
I have more faith in our govermant that in the bible
God:
I always pray for more faith.
Me:
Weel, you should try harder. Is José Socrates going to hell?
God:
What if it didn't happen? I haven't heard anything like that before: said s J o s é “ o c r a t e s g o he or she n g t o h e l l.
Me:
I am sorry. Is the prime minister of Portugal going to hell or not?
God:
Do you really mean it? If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
So is going to heaven?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Really, you have to lay down on the wees. Its causing global warming on our planet man.
God:
For real. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
You tell me. By the way I ment Weed. But you are god so you knew that.
God:
What do you want me to tell you? Thanks for telling me. Oh I see. If I could tell you that, would I be here? Thanks for telling me that I am god so me knew that.
Me:
OK than, nice spech. I have to go now.
God:
Thank you for your kindness. Really. Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
You dont mean that
God:
Do you know any robots who mean that? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Bye now
God:
Right now? See you later!
No fim descobriu-se que Deus é um robot. Surpreendidos?