Stranger: Hey, you know what sucks?
You: you
You: why?
Stranger: I do?
You: no, your mom
Stranger: my mom?
Stranger: I only suck popsicles and lollipops
Stranger: cus they taste sweet
You: your mom taste sweets too
Stranger: she tastes salty
Stranger: why did you lick my mom?
You: cuz your dad was out
Stranger: my mom is dead.
You: taste even better
Stranger: you should let her rest.
Stranger: YOU GRAVE DIGGER.
Stranger: STEALING DEAD BODIES
You: tlue :C
You: she has a nice watch
Stranger: your penis looks nice in a bottle.
Stranger: (:
You: oh thanks
You: so how is your sister?
You: hot as always?
Stranger: A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
Stranger: I have no sister
You: FAKE
You: YOU ARE MADDY BROTHER
Stranger: Im a girl.
Stranger: ..
You: reaaaaly?
You: show tits plz
Stranger: Yea.
Stranger: but I dont take nudes
You: :C
Stranger: Im not a whore.
Stranger: sorry dead body licker.
Stranger: You offended my mother.
You: :C sorry
Stranger: ):
You: i love your mother
Stranger: you're sick.
You: true :C
You: i have gripe A
You: :C
Stranger: I dont know what that is
You: my toilet is fuckd up
You: is Ceh blame
You: :C
Stranger: wel cool
Stranger: i must be off
Stranger: bye