Stranger: Hey, you know what sucks?



You: you

You: why?

Stranger: I do?

You: no, your mom

Stranger: my mom?

Stranger: I only suck popsicles and lollipops

Stranger: cus they taste sweet

You: your mom taste sweets too

Stranger: she tastes salty

Stranger: why did you lick my mom?

You: cuz your dad was out

Stranger: my mom is dead.

You: taste even better

Stranger: you should let her rest.

Stranger: YOU GRAVE DIGGER.

Stranger: STEALING DEAD BODIES

You: tlue :C

You: she has a nice watch

Stranger: your penis looks nice in a bottle.

Stranger: (:

You: oh thanks

You: so how is your sister?

You: hot as always?

Stranger: A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.



Stranger: I have no sister

You: FAKE

You: YOU ARE MADDY BROTHER

Stranger: Im a girl.

Stranger: ..

You: reaaaaly?

You: show tits plz

Stranger: Yea.

Stranger: but I dont take nudes

You: :C

Stranger: Im not a whore.

Stranger: sorry dead body licker.

Stranger: You offended my mother.

You: :C sorry

Stranger: ):

You: i love your mother

Stranger: you're sick.

You: true :C

You: i have gripe A

You: :C

Stranger: I dont know what that is

You: my toilet is fuckd up

You: is Ceh blame

You: :C

Stranger: wel cool

Stranger: i must be off

Stranger: bye

Stranger: U FKEN

Stranger: JERK WAF

You: çup

You: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: WHAT!

Stranger: U LOVE ME

You: YES DEAR

Stranger: I NEVER BEEN LOVE CUZ AM HOMELESS

Stranger: MY HOUSE COUGHT ON FIRE

Stranger: N I TOOK DA LABTOP

Stranger: ONLY

You: and wireless connection

You: nice

Stranger: NOT NICE!

Stranger: UR MY FATHER

You: true :C

Stranger: N MOTHER

You: that night with DGP

You: :C

Stranger: UR A CREEP

Stranger: U RELLI THINK AM HOMELESS!!!

Stranger: U 56 YEAR OLD PERVER

You: do you wanna stay in mah house?

You: :fap: